Accidents hurt

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 Bangs like a dunny door in a storm

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 Don't wear a helmet

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 Fill with high octane

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 hornier than a 3 balled tom cat

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 I only drink 2 or 3 pints

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 I'm as dry as a dingo's dongo

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 Im not drunk

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 Is my beer glass half full

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 Lifes to short for traffic

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 Midnight bugs taste better

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 Safety doesn't happen by accident

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 Shes as ugly as a bull dog chewing a wasp

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 Watch the nut

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